On the first day of Christmas Duncan gave to Mike
A sausage in a bon bon.
On the second day of Christmas Mike gave to Pete
Two denim bean bags
And a sausage in a bon bon.
On the third day of Christmas Paul gave to Duncan
Three happy meals
Two denim bean bags
And a sausage in a bon bon.
On the fourth day of Christmas Pete gave to Paul
Four harmonica apparatus
Three happy meals
Two denim bean bags
And a sausage in a bon bon.
On the fifth day of Christmas LSF™ gave to Band
Five demands for Chock Full O’ Nuts
Four harmonica apparatus
Three happy meals
Two denim bean bags
And a sausage in a bon bon.
On the sixth day of Christmas Band gave to Susie
Six shrink bills
Five demands for Chock Full O’ Nuts
Four harmonica apparatus
Three happy meals
Two denim bean bags
And a sausage in a bon bon.
On the seventh day of Christmas Paul gave to Mike
Seven more sets of drum sticks
Six shrink bills
Five demands for Chock Full O’ Nuts
Four harmonica apparatus
Three happy meals
Two denim bean bags
And a sausage in a bon bon.
On the eighth day of Christmas Duncan gave to Pete
Eight pork cracklings
Seven more sets of drum sticks
Six shrink bills
Five demands for Chock Full O’ Nuts
Four harmonica apparatus
Three happy meals
Two denim bean bags
And a sausage in a bon bon.
On the ninth day of Christmas Mike gave to Duncan
Nine empty beers santa left
Eight pork cracklings
Seven more sets of drum sticks
Six shrink bills
Five demands for Chock Full O’ Nuts
Four harmonica apparatus
Three happy meals
Two denim bean bags
And a sausage in a bon bon.
On the tenth day of Christmas Pete gave to Mike
Ten Christmas cards he shoulda mailed
Nine empty beers santa left
Eight pork cracklings
Seven more sets of drum sticks
Six shrink bills
Five demands for Chock Full O’ Nuts
Four harmonica apparatus
Three happy meals
Two denim bean bags
And a sausage in a bon bon.
On the eleventh day of Christmas Band gave to fans
Eleven free lazy entries
Ten Christmas cards I shoulda mailed
Nine empty beers santa left
Eight pork cracklings
Seven more sets of drum sticks
Six shrink bills
Five demands for Chock Full O’ Nuts
Four harmonica apparatus
Three happy meals
Two denim bean bags
And a sausage in a bon bon.
On the twelfth day of Christmas Band gave to me
A slap in the face for writing so much stupidity